23. Los Angeles Lakers
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Outta the way! People who live on lakes, comin’ through! And not just any lakes, people who live on lakes in Minnesota, where the team’s originally from, so you know they’re annoyingly nice. But they’re higher than the Celtics because in my head they’re armed with rowboat paddles.