David Beckham
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David Beckham: good at free kicks, bad at vocabulary. When the now-retired midfielder was asked if he was a volatile player, he apparently confused “volatile” with “versatile”: “I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.” Oh, you beautiful idiot.