The Most Hilariously Dumb Sports Quotes Of All Time

Carl Everett

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“God created the sun, the stars, the heavens, and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve,” the 2005 World Series champion once said. “The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.” Let this be the answer to why Everett played for nine teams in his 14-year career.

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