The Most Hilariously Dumb Sports Quotes Of All Time

Andre Dawson

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Parents, keep this Hall of Famer away from your kids. “I want all the kids to copulate me,” Dawson said when asked about his role model status. Unfortunately for the 1987 National League MVP, “copulate” is not a clumsy portmanteau for the words “copy” and “replicate” — it means “engage in sexual intercourse.”

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